I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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