I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
soo... how was my night?
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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