What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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