People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
Randomize
