I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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