no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Randomize
