Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Randomize
