Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I don't think brook has ever known best
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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