Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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