he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
stop calling my apartment porn island.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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