dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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