I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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