fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
false alarm. still invincible.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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