you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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