guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
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