Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
