and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Even my vagina gasped.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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