windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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