You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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