I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
