what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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