Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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