Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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