Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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