i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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