i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
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