Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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