Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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