Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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