I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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