I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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