i don't plan on having that self control this summer
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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