Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
