There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
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