So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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