the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
