i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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