Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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