Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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