So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
