People with herpes should wear stickers.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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