i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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