NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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