Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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