Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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