she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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