Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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