i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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