I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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