why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I want her autograph on my taint
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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