I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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