Yo dont text me then not text me
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
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